Ameri-fun for the Ameri-fourth?

I'm Ameri-fabulous because I spent all day Ameri-working on the Ameri-binder for my school. Then, I'm Ameri-working my other job from 4-8. Hopefully I'll get to see some Ameri-fireworks before getting up to do it all over again tomorrow. I can't help but feel like I am in the Ameri-rat race. When do I get an Ameri-break? I wouldn't know what to do with it if I did get one, to be honest. Alright...now I'm Ameri-off...later...