Me: So, is this going to resemble the dentist scene in that movie about the plants?
Assistant lady and chief communicator Michelle: Only slightly.
Me: You must think you are funny or something.
Michelle: I try. Hey Dr. Waters, this looks exactly like it did in the manual, doesn't it?
Dr. Waters: Yeah, we don't do this very often. Looks pretty good. (Laughs)
Me: You think you are funny or something. (Only, it sounded more like Yousstinksyoussunnyozsomtsin because dentists have a knack of asking you what you are thinking only after they've jammed your mouth full of equipment, no?)
Michelle: Remember that bus stop I was telling you about out the window? I found him (points to doctor) by looking out the window.
Dr. Waters: She's right. If this endodontics thing doesn't work out we are so going to open mike night later.
Me: (rolls eyes)
At least someone has a sense of humor here. It turned out that my tooth is more screwed up than I thought it was, so I can't actually do the root canal here. Dr. Waters injected me with medicine to decalcify my tooth number seven (sounds lovely, right?) and I have to find someone in the Twin Cities. (Recommendations welcome.)